“You first fat head.” Me to Newt Gingrich about creating a colony on the moon. 

This video gave me a half chub and I’m proud to say that. 

I love these chicken hawk politicians who want to start wars but also want to pick and choose which young men and women they want to thank for fighting those wars. There’s no parentheses, footnotes, or qualifiers, after the statement “Support the Troops.” 

steveagee:

fuck yes, Obama! fuck YOU GOP candidates!

 Sophia Stockton will not be invited to any parties in Brooklyn. #KidsLoveCoke thedailywhat: Say No To Understanding Terrorism of the Day: When MidAmerica Nazarene University student Sophia Stockton received her textbook on understanding terrorism from Amazon, she flipped through it to find that it came with an unwelcome study aid: A bag of cocaine. Stockton says she took the substance to the Gardner police station, where it was identified by an officer. “He put some gloves on and put it in a plastic bag, he took it back to test it and like 10 minutes later he came back and said, ‘Did you happen to order some cocaine with your textbook?” Stockton told KWCH. Though the book, Understanding Terrorism: Challenges, Perspectives, and Issues, was used, Stockton claims she received it directly from Amazon “entirely wrapped up.” He (the person who previously had the book) did not know it was in there,” she said. “I am sure the guy was mad he left it in there, but I am kind of glad it is off the streets.” Amazon has not yet commented on the case. [kwch / kctv / tnw.]

 Sophia Stockton will not be invited to any parties in Brooklyn. #KidsLoveCoke

thedailywhat:

Say No To Understanding Terrorism of the Day: When MidAmerica Nazarene University student Sophia Stockton received her textbook on understanding terrorism from Amazon, she flipped through it to find that it came with an unwelcome study aid: A bag of cocaine.

Stockton says she took the substance to the Gardner police station, where it was identified by an officer.

“He put some gloves on and put it in a plastic bag, he took it back to test it and like 10 minutes later he came back and said, ‘Did you happen to order some cocaine with your textbook?” Stockton told KWCH.

Though the book, Understanding Terrorism: Challenges, Perspectives, and Issues, was used, Stockton claims she received it directly from Amazon “entirely wrapped up.”

He (the person who previously had the book) did not know it was in there,” she said. “I am sure the guy was mad he left it in there, but I am kind of glad it is off the streets.”

Amazon has not yet commented on the case.

[kwch / kctv / tnw.]

Fun Fact: The devil uses an inky excretion for Newt Gingrich’s anal gland to write the contracts he uses when he buys peoples’ souls. #GOP #Newt

“OH IT BREAKS MY HEART TO SEE THOSE STARS SMASHING A PURR-FECTLY GOOD CAT GUITAR” - JOHN HIATT pauljay: danforth: CAT GUITAR CAT GUITAR SITTIN’ HERE PLAYIN’ MY CAT GUITAR MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW YEAH I GOT MY FIRST REAL CAT GUITAR DOWN AT THE OL’ PET STORE PLAYED IT TIL MY FINGERS BLED BECAUSE IT SCRATCHED ME SEVERELY

“OH IT BREAKS MY HEART TO SEE THOSE STARS

SMASHING A PURR-FECTLY GOOD CAT GUITAR” - JOHN HIATT

pauljay:

danforth:

CAT GUITAR

CAT GUITAR

SITTIN’ HERE PLAYIN’ MY CAT GUITAR

MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

YEAH

I GOT MY FIRST REAL CAT GUITAR

DOWN AT THE OL’ PET STORE

PLAYED IT TIL MY FINGERS BLED

BECAUSE IT SCRATCHED ME SEVERELY

Art! @meltdown_show  jonahray: the @meltdown_show tonight. 20 of these will be available to buy. long live Dave Kloc.

Art! @meltdown_show 

jonahray:

the @meltdown_show tonight. 20 of these will be available to buy.
long live Dave Kloc.

Mamma mia itz a spicy podcast!

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Episode 104 - Enzo Porcini

This week, the great Enzo Porcini discusses his timeless classic “Gimme A Piece O’ Pizza Pie!”

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I’ll be saying Jonah’s name before he comes on stage. @meltdowncomics  jonahray: 7” recording. this friday. good times. poster by Dave Kloc

I’ll be saying Jonah’s name before he comes on stage. @meltdowncomics 

jonahray:

7” recording.

this friday.

good times.

poster by Dave Kloc

Personally I only listen to polka versions NWA songs…#GoNinjaGoNinjaGo

jonahray:

Vanilla Ice goes indie rock

Rob Van Winkle means to exploit the upper middle class youth by going indie.

(a jonanno joint)

*Mike Henry arranged the acoustic version of ICE ICE BABY…and sang back ups.

Can someone put dual sunglasses coming down on these two? #DealWithIt yourmandevine: jakefogelnest: Just so you know the situation you’re dealing with. This is a pretty serious situation we’re dealing with.

Can someone put dual sunglasses coming down on these two? #DealWithIt

yourmandevine:

jakefogelnest:

Just so you know the situation you’re dealing with.

This is a pretty serious situation we’re dealing with.