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All I Do ALL Day Is Fuck Around

February 2012

34 posts

I just sent my writing packet to Clip Cup. #FingersCrossed scottgairdner: NEW CLIP CUP. Drop everything you’re doing! ENTER THE VOID stryker: vamosvideo: “Robot Eats Shit” funnyordie: Clip Cup 3.0 with Chris Hardwick Joined by Chris Hardwick, Clip Cup hosts the first ever clip award show: the Clippity Clappitys! Glad to see the “Our God is an Awesome God” dubstep remix get some...

Comedy Palace: 2/23 Sean O’Connor, Louis Katz,... →

Comedy Palace this Thursday! Popping like a firecracker on Chinese New Year. comedypalacela: Celebrate February 23rd with Comedy Palace to see these rad dudes and dudettes. We have an amazing lineup of comics for a free night of fun! Sean O’Connor (Conan) Louis Katz (Comedy Central) Joselyn Hughes (Tosh.O, Bridgetown) Matt Dwyer (HBO, How I Met Your Mother, MATTs Radio) …

“I’m starting with the man in the mirror.” - a selfish Michael Jackson fan about to do a line of coke that he bought for a party Circa 1991

Ink Masters proving you don’t have to be smart to get or give a tattoo. #WhoStillGetsTribalTattoos? #inkmasters

“It was balls to the wall.” - A negative review from www.swingersparty.com circa 2009

What would I wish for if I had just one wish? For people to stop asking me dumb theoretical questions to strike up a conversation at a dull party #KillFuckMarry #WhatIWouldTakeToADesertedIsland #WouldURather

I wish I had representation so I could talk about wanting to fire them instead of working on my script. #Hollywood #AnyoneInterested #CAA

Jogging around the Silver Lake Reservoir today I saw a pack of bikes with trailers loaded with fucking furniture. Honestly people of my generation, and slightly younger, if it is already a sketch on Portlandia you may want to stop what you’re doing.

The GOP doesn’t want Obama care because the government shouldn’t tell you how to deal with your healthcare issues. But if you want an abortion than they want to shove their weird smirking heads deep in your lady pussies & see what’s popping. #birthcontrol #abortion #GOP #ricksantorumhadaseizureright?

Just a reminder to never ever ever make Amy Poehler mad you. She pretty much eviscerated the GOP in 5 minutes. Really. thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic...

“Oh you can really taste the sewer in this rat.” - Post apocalyptic foody circa 2013

Went to Disneyland for the first time this week. There I learned that the most obvious sign of depression is wearing a Winnie the Pooh jean jacket. #Disney #AlsoDryHairAndBadPerms

Every 3 years I buy a new basketball. Every 3 years and 1 day I remember that I’m terrible at basketball.

The people of San Francisco: not afraid to tell you that you are wrong about the places you like to eat.

The Age of Sincerity: can you imagine running 12... →

I ran one marathon with my eyes open. This dude is running 12 blind folded. citizenkerry: This is my friend EJ. We met in 2003 at an improv comedy theater in Los Angeles called IO West, where we both performed. Now he’s legally blind because he has an inherited, degenerative disease called choroideremia, (pronounced…

January 2012

53 posts

Gumbel #2…Pretty much the best. leitepreto: GUMBEL #2 matt freund. kyle reiter. alma kipner. emily mills. lindsay ames. deanna rooney…. they can do some lovely things.

Going to open a tattoo parlor that only does Old Thyme-cupcake-pirate-Star Wars tattoos. #FutureFuckingMillionare #MyGenerationIsStupidSomeTimes

“You first fat head.” Me to Newt Gingrich about creating a colony on the moon.

Fun Fact: The devil uses an inky excretion for Newt Gingrich’s anal gland to write the contracts he uses when he buys peoples’ souls. #GOP #Newt

Mamma mia itz a spicy podcast! tswspodcast: Episode 104 - Enzo Porcini This week, the great Enzo Porcini discusses his timeless classic “Gimme A Piece O’ Pizza Pie!” Direct Download iTunes