January 2011
64 posts
WatchThose welts look painful as fuck!
mattbraunger:
This is the promo for “Mashup,” the new show I’m doing stand-up on. Jordan, the director, literally got shot with a paint gun for this (he’s the one with a TV for a head). For months I was making him show his horrible bruises at parties. Months.
Also, this is the coolest thing you will see all day.
“Yes I’m okay- thanks so much for asking. Yes.
No really- I’m okay.
Yes. Yes. I...”
– Annie from Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” (via mariannesierk)
@Meltdown_Show on Last Call →
The very nice people from @lastcallcd came to @meltdowncomics and taped the show last Wednesday. The show was a blast from top to bottom. (Thanks again to everyone who came.) It is going to be on TV this Wednesday.
If you came to the show you should definitely check it out. You may be on TV and stuff. If you did not come to the show you should see all the fun you are missing.
If you live in LA you have partied with 5 pornstars and most the time you don’t end up in the hospital.
Batman vs Long Cat →
WatchI remember staying up late to watch Letterman hoping Chris Elliot would be on that night. Now I know he will be on my TV again.
mikerosenstein:
EAGLEHEART:
Mont Re All
So as you may, or may not know, Montreal showcases are going on. (I don’t know how you could not know considering the state of ever comics internet presence.) Mine is Thursday at The 3 of Clubs, at 7.
One of the things about these showcases is that the audience can be a bit tough. Comics have overlapping friends so asking people to come out to one showcase seems strange. That being said...
Saw The Kings Speech this weekend. I kept hoping the TARDIS would show up. #nerd #DoctorWho
Watchlistgenerator:
comedycentral:
scottgairdner:
I recently went to Disney World and saw the Hall of Presidents, and I gotta say, they really need to double-check the accuracy of these president names. I’m no history buff, but this doesn’t seem right to me.
“This video is wonderful.” -President Jimmy Goose
Steven W. Spooner Jr.
Watchlistgenerator:
comedycentral:
scottgairdner:
I recently went to Disney World and saw the Hall of Presidents, and I gotta say, they really need to double-check the accuracy of these president names. I’m no history buff, but this doesn’t seem right to me.
“This video is wonderful.” -President Jimmy Goose
Steven W. Spooner Jr.
Jay Reatard →
It was a little more than one year ago that he passed. Still bums me out to think about it.
If you get me drunk I will write a Broadway musical based on the 80s TV, or movie, of your choosing. This last week I did a beautiful version of the Karate Kid. I even choreographed the Your the Best Around tournament sequence. All that while you were hitting on some chick. I win.
Watcherockappel:
Season 2 of “Funny or Die Presents” starts TONIGHT on HBO at MIDNIGHT!
Two episodes of “Terrible Decisions with Ben Schwartz” air in tonights episode (you can see one of them above) and next week you’ll be able to see my short film “Paco Dances,” about a parrot that gets famous and then starts doing cocaine and getting his “fuck on” along with his manager played by Brett Gelman.
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Is checking your order status on Amazon considered a hobby?
Being successful is the best revenge. Especially if youre successful at killing your enemies & their families.
Anyone know where I can find some news coverage of Boston sports teams? It is like no one ever talks about the Patriots, Red Sox or Celtics. <——-This is sarcasm.
When I get drunk I notice how you accessorize and will tell you if you have too many bangle bracelets on. #nostraighto
The ukulele has become the hipster drum circle.
That being said this is great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k
Wyatt Cenac special taping →
Hey folks in New York, the city, the hilarious Wyatt Cenac is taping a special in your New York City. There are two shows on January 22nd. Make reservations or else.
http://www.theblacklistnyc.com/wyatt