Instead of cracking down on the smuggling of coke through Mexico let’s decrease the demand for coke by making it illegal for douche bags to dance in a club past 3 am. (Other ideas include making it illegal to stand sideways in a bathroom stall and not letting lawyers, agents, managers, actors or stock brokers go out on Friday without taking a nice nap first.)
We could also make a dent in meth, and crack, by taxing the shit out of tiny sandwich bags. Honestly what else are those little bags used for? Are people making mini grilled cheese? Are people single bagging dog treats?
As for heroine, how about making less bendy spoons. That should slow people down a bit.
