This afternoon, half drunk, by a pool, with two other Colombians, I made a promise to travel to Cartagena, Bogota, Median and the beaches. Things I must do to accomplish this:
1) Get a passport.
2) Learn Spanish.
3) Buy a plane ticket. (About a grand.)
4) Get a hold of my family down there.
5) Find sensible shoes.
If I can do it I’m sure it will be worth it. Look at this baller fucking church they got down there: