Cracking the binding on my birthday gift from @shadipetosky I apologize, in advance, to my black friends, comics and random strangers about the awkward conversations this book will cause me to have with you.  Just know I love all of you. I firmly believe the best depiction of Jesus ever was the dude Madonna kissed at the end of Like a Prayer. #book #comedy #birthday #black  #madonna #jesus #blackjesus #theonion

Cracking the binding on my birthday gift from @shadipetosky I apologize, in advance, to my black friends, comics and random strangers about the awkward conversations this book will cause me to have with you. Just know I love all of you. I firmly believe the best depiction of Jesus ever was the dude Madonna kissed at the end of Like a Prayer. #book #comedy #birthday #black #madonna #jesus #blackjesus #theonion

Proops pop on @meltdown_show #comedy #standup #smartestmanontheworld #funny

Proops pop on @meltdown_show #comedy #standup #smartestmanontheworld #funny

@chadbriggs hosting tonight’s show. Good stuff. #chicago #comedy  (at Beat Kitchen)

@chadbriggs hosting tonight’s show. Good stuff. #chicago #comedy (at Beat Kitchen)

All right Beat Kitchen I think we’re going to be best buddies #specials #ska #chicago #comedy #booze  (at Beat Kitchen)

All right Beat Kitchen I think we’re going to be best buddies #specials #ska #chicago #comedy #booze (at Beat Kitchen)

Pudderball Sisters starting Entertaining Julia. #chicago #comedy  (at Town Hall Pub)

Pudderball Sisters starting Entertaining Julia. #chicago #comedy (at Town Hall Pub)

“Do you want to upgrade that to a double shot?” “If I didn’t want to be drunk I’d be at Burger King” #lax #traveling #losangeles #jamison #coke #chicago #virgin #comedy #booze #Whiskey  (at Virgin America Loft at LAX)

“Do you want to upgrade that to a double shot?” “If I didn’t want to be drunk I’d be at Burger King” #lax #traveling #losangeles #jamison #coke #chicago #virgin #comedy #booze #Whiskey (at Virgin America Loft at LAX)

I can’t believe the Birthday Boys have the same lawyer as Walter White. 

listgenerator:

Birthday Boys accept IFC’s offer

Dustin Diamond and Pauly Shore should start a band called Screech’n Weasel. Also, can someone draw this for me. Thanks. 

paulbonanno:

Nick Corirossi and Charles Ingram making my favorite kind of magic. Gun Magic

useaguninstead:

Heston’s got the idea

Cold Dead Hand

deannarooney:

yeeeeeaaaaahhh!
cc-studios:

Deanna Rooney & GIFs, a match made in heaven. 

deannarooney:

yeeeeeaaaaahhh!

cc-studios:

Deanna Rooney & GIFs, a match made in heaven.