Free @seemslegitshow at @comedycentral stage call for RSVP https://www.facebook.com/events/1438810449693261/  #satan #comedy #hollywood #stories #lies  (at Hudson Theatres)

Free @seemslegitshow at @comedycentral stage call for RSVP https://www.facebook.com/events/1438810449693261/ #satan #comedy #hollywood #stories #lies (at Hudson Theatres)

This person got some good news today (as also pcp). @thegynomite  @meltdown_show #comedy #face #smile #books

This person got some good news today (as also pcp). @thegynomite @meltdown_show #comedy #face #smile #books

Another great @meltdown_show taping thanks to everyone who came out and laughed. #comedy #standup #meltdown #kumail #jonah  (at Garage Pizza)

Another great @meltdown_show taping thanks to everyone who came out and laughed. #comedy #standup #meltdown #kumail #jonah (at Garage Pizza)

Waited in line for hours but finally got a cup of dumb Starbucks #dumbstarbucks #coffee #starbucks #losfeliz #comedy

Waited in line for hours but finally got a cup of dumb Starbucks #dumbstarbucks #coffee #starbucks #losfeliz #comedy

Thanks to everyone who made the show more successful than my picture taking. @nerdmelt @meltdowncomics @3truths1lie #comedy #storytelling #thatdress  (at Meltdown Comics)

Thanks to everyone who made the show more successful than my picture taking. @nerdmelt @meltdowncomics @3truths1lie #comedy #storytelling #thatdress (at Meltdown Comics)

There are no days off for comedy just ask Kevin Kataoka. #ydfpt #comedy #longbeach  (at Alex’s Bar)

There are no days off for comedy just ask Kevin Kataoka. #ydfpt #comedy #longbeach (at Alex’s Bar)

Form Letter for Comedians to Get Booked on Shows (You’re Welcome)

Hey (Fill in host/promoter/booker), 

What’s up? Hope things are going well. I was wondering if you would have any room on (Enter show’s name here.) sometime in the future. I know you’re probably getting emailed a lot but if I could get up that would be awesome. I’m trying to get a good tape for (Enter thing you want to submit for.) and I think your show would be great.

Sorry I haven’t been able to come to the show (Work/Show you’re producing/kids) have/has been crazy. Going to try and swing by this (Week/Month/Fiscal Quarter).  If I don’t see you then maybe I’ll run into you at (Facebook invite creators name) (Party/Board Game Night/Pot Luck/Game of Thrones Party/Trivia Night/Entry Level Transindetal Meditation Class). 

Happy New Year!!!

(Sign Name)

P.S. (Add funny self referential post script here.) 

The weekly “Lisa Loeb - Stay” sing along with @thegynomite and a @meltdown_show fan. #lisaloeb #song #sing #comedy

The weekly “Lisa Loeb - Stay” sing along with @thegynomite and a @meltdown_show fan. #lisaloeb #song #sing #comedy

Blam Blam Blam #comedy #losangeles #rbar  (at R Bar)

Blam Blam Blam #comedy #losangeles #rbar (at R Bar)