(Comic Con + Meltdown + Me)Bill Murray Party = Awesome/Equation Jokes
Hey guys you know that Bill Murray, probably fake, party thing? Well I’m willing to do it for real. Tomorrow I’ll be in San Diego as a part of The Meltdown hosted by Jonah Ray and Kumail Nanjiani. (The line up is great.)
After the show I’m willing to be super funny at any party type event. I’m also willing to sleep on your couch, floor, bed, that part of the stairway where it kind of turns and there’s sort of a landing. (No futons please)
In exchange I’m willing say quotes from: Caddy Shack, Ghostbusters, What About Bob?, Rushmore, Ed Wood, The Razor’s Edge AND MORE! I’ll even tell you what Bill Murray whispered at the end of Lost in Translation. (It’s about her boobs.)
If you also know of a way to sneak in to Comic Con before the show that would be great. I’ve always wanted to know what sweaty Storm Troopers smelled like.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Edward “The 11th Murray Brother” Salazar
