Who buys an adolescent mouse, with only 4 fingers, a fucking grey burst Les Paul Robot self tuning guitar? Even if he can understand music, which he may he has pants all figured out, he is not going to be able to play bar chords very well. Just flush a couple grand down the toilet why don’t ya?

The new Chuck E. Cheese mascot is EXTREME TO THE MAXXXX!!! POOCHIE 4 EVAH!!!