Form Letter for Comedians to Get Booked on Shows (You’re Welcome)

Hey (Fill in host/promoter/booker), 

What’s up? Hope things are going well. I was wondering if you would have any room on (Enter show’s name here.) sometime in the future. I know you’re probably getting emailed a lot but if I could get up that would be awesome. I’m trying to get a good tape for (Enter thing you want to submit for.) and I think your show would be great.

Sorry I haven’t been able to come to the show (Work/Show you’re producing/kids) have/has been crazy. Going to try and swing by this (Week/Month/Fiscal Quarter).  If I don’t see you then maybe I’ll run into you at (Facebook invite creators name) (Party/Board Game Night/Pot Luck/Game of Thrones Party/Trivia Night/Entry Level Transindetal Meditation Class). 

Happy New Year!!!

(Sign Name)

P.S. (Add funny self referential post script here.) 

Fall in love with comedy again…@comedypalacela

comedypalacela:

It’s time for Thursday’s hottest weekly free comedy show above a chinese restaurant! 
ALSO PERFECT FOR VALENTINES DAY DINNER & SHOW CLASSY DATE. MEN/WOMEN IMPRESS THE LADIES/GENTS WITH YOUR INDIE COMEDY TASTE AND DELICIOUS CHINESE FOOD TASTE. 
Featuring: 
Matt PetersMarianne SierkSteve ControneoAlexandra HowellClaudia CoganWill WeldonThe New DreamzAnd “a moment” with Joe Wagner.
Hosted by everyones favorite Dax Jordan!
9pm2112 Hillhurst Ave., Los Angeles, California 90027Full bar WITH DRINK SPECIALS!Great Chinese food! Parking!
FREE
RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/118205668360916

Fall in love with comedy again…@comedypalacela

comedypalacela:

It’s time for Thursday’s hottest weekly free comedy show above a chinese restaurant! 

ALSO PERFECT FOR VALENTINES DAY DINNER & SHOW CLASSY DATE. MEN/WOMEN IMPRESS THE LADIES/GENTS WITH YOUR INDIE COMEDY TASTE AND DELICIOUS CHINESE FOOD TASTE. 

Featuring: 

Matt Peters
Marianne Sierk
Steve Controneo
Alexandra Howell
Claudia Cogan
Will Weldon
The New Dreamz
And “a moment” with Joe Wagner.

Hosted by everyones favorite Dax Jordan!

9pm
2112 Hillhurst Ave., Los Angeles, California 90027
Full bar WITH DRINK SPECIALS!
Great Chinese food! Parking!

FREE

RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/118205668360916

This just happened to @peteholmez @meltdown_show

daveshumka:

daveshumka:

The greatest item I’ve ever received in a gift bag.  Vancouver Comedyfest, 2008-ish.

I posted this a couple years ago and it only received two notes. C’mon! It’s worth more than that. Have you ever seen such mints?

They’re both sweet and bitter.

daveshumka:

daveshumka:

The greatest item I’ve ever received in a gift bag.  Vancouver Comedyfest, 2008-ish.

I posted this a couple years ago and it only received two notes. C’mon! It’s worth more than that. Have you ever seen such mints?

They’re both sweet and bitter.

This show is going to save the world. #ComedyPalace

comedypalacela:

COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY. Featuring: Jerry Rocha Matt Dwyer Kate Berlant Matt Ingebretson Jay Larson Brody Stevens Hosted by everyone’s favorite, Jon Huck! Doors at 9pm, show at 9:30. Free show! Full bar! Great chinese food! Don’t miss the best free comedy show north of Franklin/Hillhurst!
RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/160556444080079/?context=create

This show is going to save the world. #ComedyPalace

comedypalacela:

COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY.

Featuring:

Jerry Rocha
Matt Dwyer
Kate Berlant
Matt Ingebretson
Jay Larson
Brody Stevens

Hosted by everyone’s favorite, Jon Huck!

Doors at 9pm, show at 9:30. Free show! Full bar! Great chinese food!

Don’t miss the best free comedy show north of Franklin/Hillhurst!

RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/160556444080079/?context=create

This looks great. I do stand up and I have sleep apnea. He’s better than me at both of those things but I can still relate.

jonahray:

TRAILER: Sleepwalk With Me

Very excited.

@Comedy_Palace Killer line up. Sorry for the killing. 

comedypalacela:


July is here and so is the Comedy Palace! Don’t miss this amazing line up (seriously, this is a goodin’) Featuring: Ahmed Bharoocha Sandy Danto Andy Peters Eli Braden Ali Wong Karen Kilgariff hosted by comedy’s very own Brandon Vaughn! Doors at 9pm, show at 9:30. Free show! Full bar! Great chinese food!  Don’t miss the best free comedy show north of Franklin/Hillhurst!
RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/443976688970075/

@Comedy_Palace Killer line up. Sorry for the killing. 

comedypalacela:

July is here and so is the Comedy Palace! Don’t miss this amazing line up (seriously, this is a goodin’)

Featuring:

Ahmed Bharoocha
Sandy Danto
Andy Peters
Eli Braden
Ali Wong
Karen Kilgariff

hosted by comedy’s very own Brandon Vaughn!

Doors at 9pm, show at 9:30. Free show! Full bar! Great chinese food!

Don’t miss the best free comedy show north of Franklin/Hillhurst!

RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/443976688970075/

"How do I get booked on that show I don’t go to?" Is a comic’s version of "What is the sound of one hand clapping." #PonderIt