This is so fucking nasty. I like the Denzel in Training Day face DJ gives why walking away. Like he wasn’t even aware of what he did, and how filthy it was, until then. #KingKongain’tgotshitonme #lobcity

nbaoffseason:

gotemcoach:

Jesus H. Christ

This is absolutely mesmerizing.

"If I had the room I’d totally get an avocado tree" - a lady from the TV show LA Target Parking Lot Convos

"The women sitting next to me is the worst." From my screenplay Every Brunch in LA

THE MELTDOWN: Jon Glaser and Just the Best!!!

I’m fired up for this. Shit there may be a video or tech cue! (Writes email to @thegynomite) @Meltdown_Show

jonahray:

delocatedblog:

Live in LA and looking for a quick fix before the Delocated finale airs?  You have several opportunities, starting tonight, Wed Feb 6 at 8:30.  I’ll be performing at The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail.  

https://nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index.php?event_id=357/

I googled “glaser meltdown” and found this image:

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Glaser at meltdown tonight.
Yes! DeGOcated!

I was on the @comeypalaceLA show last week and it was a blast. Check out this weeks show. If you follow me on Tumblr there’s a good chance you can even walk to it. 
comedypalacela:

It’s time for Thursday’s hottest weekly free comedy show above a chinese restaurant! 
Featuring: 
Pete HolmesBrent SullivanMike BridenstineErik AllenWes HudsonMo Welch
Hosted by Justin Cousson
9pm2112 Hillhurst Ave., Los Angeles, California 90027Full bar WITH DRINK SPECIALS!Great Chinese food! Parking!FREE
RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/332113646888956/

I was on the @comeypalaceLA show last week and it was a blast. Check out this weeks show. If you follow me on Tumblr there’s a good chance you can even walk to it. 

comedypalacela:

It’s time for Thursday’s hottest weekly free comedy show above a chinese restaurant! 

Featuring: 

Pete Holmes
Brent Sullivan
Mike Bridenstine
Erik Allen
Wes Hudson
Mo Welch

Hosted by Justin Cousson

9pm
2112 Hillhurst Ave., Los Angeles, California 90027
Full bar WITH DRINK SPECIALS!
Great Chinese food! Parking!

FREE

RSVP on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/332113646888956/

It’s so cold in LA that women are actually wearing Uggs for the correct reason. #ugh

scottgairdner:

Yo L.A. dudes! Ditch your girl and jump in your finest ride. It’s time for my annual Late-September West Side Pussy Ride down the 405!

In one tit-tastical weekend, we’ll hit EVERY STRIP CLUB along the 405 freeway! Meet me at 11 am tomorrow on that bridge in the Sepulveda Pass. Let’s take as many cars as possible- we’ll need LOTS of room for all the strippers who fall in love with us. 
   
THE I-TIT-NERARY
    
1. Xxxpose- live DJ, cigars, and lapdances a’plenty!
2. Bachelors Degree- UCLA’s famous on-campus strip club
3. Pumas- this one’s safari-themed!
4. the Hammer Museum- their beautiful paintings will remind us of the history of the tit
5. Culver Titty- skeezy girls, but decent hot wings
6. Landing Strip- this LAX-adjacent joint will put your dick in the upright and locked position
7. Jizzler’s Bounce House- I’m technically on the “banned” list here, but it’s been 3 months, I’m sure they forgot
    
At the end, we’ll crash at the Inglewood Super 8. Don’t plan on sleeping though- we’ll all take home at least 3 ladies who want to rock our bods.
     
I’ve already bought VIP passes to all the clubs. They’re non-refundable, but I’m not worried. Ain’t nothing gonna derail this pussy train!
      
This weekend. Sepulveda Pass. WE ARE GONNA GET LAID!


I’m bringing some beads!!! #WestSidePussyRide

scottgairdner:

Yo L.A. dudes! Ditch your girl and jump in your finest ride. It’s time for my annual Late-September West Side Pussy Ride down the 405!

In one tit-tastical weekend, we’ll hit EVERY STRIP CLUB along the 405 freeway! Meet me at 11 am tomorrow on that bridge in the Sepulveda Pass. Let’s take as many cars as possible- we’ll need LOTS of room for all the strippers who fall in love with us. 
   
THE I-TIT-NERARY
    
1. Xxxpose- live DJ, cigars, and lapdances a’plenty!
2. Bachelors Degree- UCLA’s famous on-campus strip club
3. Pumas- this one’s safari-themed!
4. the Hammer Museum- their beautiful paintings will remind us of the history of the tit
5. Culver Titty- skeezy girls, but decent hot wings
6. Landing Strip- this LAX-adjacent joint will put your dick in the upright and locked position
7. Jizzler’s Bounce House- I’m technically on the “banned” list here, but it’s been 3 months, I’m sure they forgot
    
At the end, we’ll crash at the Inglewood Super 8. Don’t plan on sleeping though- we’ll all take home at least 3 ladies who want to rock our bods.
     
I’ve already bought VIP passes to all the clubs. They’re non-refundable, but I’m not worried. Ain’t nothing gonna derail this pussy train!
      
This weekend. Sepulveda Pass. WE ARE GONNA GET LAID!

I’m bringing some beads!!! #WestSidePussyRide

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I’ve probably asked members of this band to move so I can get into the photo booth: FIDLAR - AT THE CHACHA  

fidlar:

FIDLAR - AT THE CHACHA   (ft. Los Angeles)

Goodnight Hollywood sign. (Taken with Instagram)
Taken at the Griffith Observatory 

Goodnight Hollywood sign. (Taken with Instagram)

Taken at the Griffith Observatory